but a b*tch ain't one.

Top 5 reasons why another female will never impose a threat to me:

5. "I keep a bad b*tch around" I have a couple very close, female friends that genuinely have my back at the drop of a dime. It doesn't matter if she thinks i'm right or wrong, they are there for me regardless. In the past i have tried to be the social butterfly, associated with lots of people (guys and girls) and it seems the more females you have in one place, the greater the chances of somethin stupid poppin off. Also, girls are VERY good at what they do. And by that i mean a lot of females are coniving individuals that will use you until she gets what she wants, then its bon voyage b*tchesss. i'm not bitter, i'm better.

4. "Talk sh*t now, say sumthin". it seems like a lot of the time when females have problems with one another it always comes down to a "he said, she said" situation. so all you have to do is not be the "she said" and go directly to the source of your problem. Don't get an attitude, because b*tches will be b*tches and once that attitude comes out, it becomes a competition and it's no longer a conversation.

3. "ain't sh*t but hoes n tricks". Don't be a ho or a trick and you won't have problems with other females. If you're sleepin around and gettin into things you shouldn't be in with a lot of guys, chances are you're gonna have problems with the women in their lives. And BELIEVE me, most of them are spoken for. Some poor, defenseless female is being taken advantage of and you are 50% of the problem. Solution: pull a Tila and even out the male to female ratio in this world. JUST KIDDING. Keep your goodies on lock and prevent the blocked phone calls at 3 in the a.m. callin you asking YOU "who is this and how do u know Jermaine?"

2. "If it looks like a b*tch, and it talks like a b*tch...it's probably a B*tch" Use your common sense. If you see homegirl poppin off at the mouth cuz some girl was lookin at her man...or you notice that all she can talk about on the phone is how she wants to fight this person and that person, then maybe its a good idea to just be facebook friends n call it a day. If not by association, by influence, hangin out w/ a b*tch is a surefire way to get a instant b*tchafication makeunder. In 5 months, you'll be the one not lettin your boyfriend leave the house because he didn't call you "right back."

1. "Uhh, you want a bad b*tch? bo$$lady's the baddest " bein a b*tch generally comes from insecurities within a female. she uses every opportunity to belittle and hate on other females because of something that is lacking within. If you embrace all that you are and learn that your "flaws and all" can be appreciated by others then maybe b*tches wouldn't exist. I'm not worried about who is lookin at what i have or other females talkin sh*t about me cuz i think im the hottest thing blogging. and if u disagree then imma pray for you because the truth shall set u free.

until we blog again,

bo$$lady