Thursday, January 31, 2008

valentine's victims

it is all too often that men are underappreciated and overlooked. however, there is one time of year that this happens in mass quantities...our men are belittled into tiffany's giving, rose hunting, hallmark maniacs: to please US on valentine's day. so this valentine's day i would like to do my part in making this world a better place by giving back to MANkind. Here's some tips for the ladies on how to make this loveeeeeeeeeely day for the man in your life.

1. home cookin'
i know yer tired of eating 2 for 89cent tuesdays at popeye's, but NEWSFLASH so is he! take out your cookbooks, all your hamburger helpers, and a quick prayer that you won't burn down HIS house and git to cooking! pick meals that are do-able and don't forget dessert. the way to his heart is through his tummy.....buhlieeeeeee that!

2. give it some thought
when have u ever thought about what HE likes, what HE wants to do, where HE wants to go. zone in on his hobbies and desires & fulfill one of them for valentine's day. Example: if your man likes to watch basketball but u can't stand watching a game. get him some rocket's tickets and accompany him. it's payback for the zillion times you dragged him to every girly store in the mall.


3. Nixon Metal Atom watch $140
if u are gonna go the safe "buy him a watch" mindset, have the decency to get him something that is equivalent to your juicy couture dreams. remember vday is about expressing your love...how can u expect to get "gucci purse" love if you only show "marshall''s tie" love in return? its not being materilistic...it's being REALISTIC.

4. Sony - Fontopia Ear Bud Headphones - Black $24.99
some simple black headphones for his ipod so he can listen to the new keyshia cole cd without being judged by his homies. [for your man's sensitive side needs]


5 Pitch his tent.
[literally]
take your man on a secret camping getaway or something away from the hustle & bustle of daily life. just bring the OFF! & some marshmellows & u got yourself s'more lovin soon to come!


If all else fails, macaroni pictures are always a sure-fire way to win any real man's heart.

until we blog again,
bo$$lady


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

RIGHT ON SISTERS!!

FELLAS NEED SOME APPRECIATION TOO..

Anonymous said...

you had my vote until u said camping trip...you know my weave can not handle that kinda sex on the camp site

any who yes lets love our men on v-day and everyday...and think if u dont you will be looking like your home girl...talking about "friend you my valentine"