Monday, December 31, 2007

au revior 07, bonjour 08

plz don't drink and drive
n don't get arrested cuz no one is gonna bail u out.
have a safe and happy new years...

08's gonna be OUR yearrrrrrrrrr.

until we blog again,
bo$lady & kellee kells.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Homme Holiday Heat

The male readers of thekommonthread have been craving some bo$$lady attention. and im totally tired of out"fly"-ing my male counterparts. So with the holiday season in mind, i have decided to spread my holiday cheer through style tutorials and suggestions for the holiday homeboy.



1.
Obey Hope Tee $28 The holidays are a wonderful time to give back to the less fortunate and truly count your blessings. This tee gives you a chance to do just that raising money and awareness in an effort to stop genocide in Darfur. bo$$lady always encourages Helping Other People Everywhere.

2. Herringbone Vest $20 Grandma and Girlfriend approved. adds a different touch to what i like to call the "texas template." all i have to say is being different does not always consist of wearing every color imaginable to mankind.

3. Supra MUSKA SKYTOP (14K GOLD) $119.95 Who says christmas lights are the only thing that get to shine come December..? and although my first love will always be NIKE, there ARE other brands of sneakers out there...more fish in the sea, so to speak.

4. Morrison slim fit (vintage indigo wash) jeans sale $39.99 if i had all day, we can have a discussion about the appropriate fit of denim. but that's a WHOLE 'nother issue. in the meantime, here's some simple jeans that can be dressed up or down.

5. The Ceramic Player $1,300 yes, ladies and gents. that is a COMMA, not a decimal point. if u have this on, please be prepared for the hard core gold digging inevitably coming your way.

6. Complex Magazine $1 per issue [subscription] sounds, celebrities, and sneakers. the original buyer's guide for men. get on my level.

until we blog again,

bo$$lady.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

all i want for christmas...

is new new shii

RANDOM: LUPE "COOL" TODAY!!! go get it or die a painful death!!!

its that time of year again...seasons greetings to all!!
our christmas tree @ tha house

get out ur snowboots and earmuffs
pull on ur thermals and get cozy with a hot cup of coco or a hot coco man!! whichever comes first
if u havent done your shopping yet dont fret kellee kells is here to help
imma show u whats haute for moms & pops, the lil ones, and that special someone in yo life
a lil lata nxt blog
but first
what you really want to know
whats on KELLEE KELLS WISHLIST ??

1. my girls rock balenciaga & smoke mad marijuana...





i do neither but its still a fly graphic tee


available thru MOB.



2. Marc by Marc Jacobs Daisy








a sparkling floral fragrance that is original and playful, flirtatious with a sweet innocence.

for the free-spirited woman who is young at heart, edgy and full of color.

sounds like my kinda fragrance!!! available at most upscale department stores or you can always go to your local Ulta or Sephora...never heard of either well thats a shame!!














3. for a traveling girl like myself i will forever cherish a good piece of luggage and y not be a fashionable jetsetter???


"BJ" aka Betsey Johnson will help me do just that with her Besteyville "be mine" rolling suitcase in silver!!! sooo crute...available @ nordies online $195.00

4. cant forget the sneaks...im really feeling this colorway as i am sure you will too!!!

Dunk Lo


AirMax 90s



LADIES NEW SNEAKER SITE ESPECIALLY FOR US!!! KENDO and even if you cant make it to the Los Angeles area to cop these urself you can still stay up-to-date on what kicks are out for us girls!!

5. im only gonna give ya'll five cuz my "i want" list could go on for days...
last but not least...a girl has to accessorize to complete her look
UrbanOutfitters always has a decent selection of fashion jewelry like this Stone Snake Hinge bracelet
















since Christmas is my favorite time of the year be sure to check back for more holiday posts...everything from staying warm while still lookin cute, this seasons need-to-know fashion terms, and my all time favorite holiday jams.

until we blog again,
kellee kells



Tuesday, December 11, 2007

I was made for more...

Check out my boy's clothing line based on the premise that "that design should be universal and able to speak across race, creed, gender or the constricting lines of social status."

bo$$lady always appreciates a company that can make you look HAUTE and still manage to share a message with others. Their fall/winter collection is full of drool-worthy hoodies, tees for both males and females, and bo$$lady's stamp of approval. what more could you ask for?




until we blog again,
bo$$lady


p.s. stay tuned for post-finals induced christmas wishlists from yours truly and kellee kells and start saving up to donate to our fashion funds. holler.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

PRO NAILS!!!!!

KID SISTER ft. KANYE WEST!!! check her out!!

MYSPACE:http://www.myspace.com/kidsister
this chick is haute!!!
make me wanna go get a mani/pedi rite now!!
speaking of which....LADIES!!!
please remember that your hands are ever present unless of course u stay mittened up 24/7(creepy!!) so do keep your claws in tip top shape
and for those toes...open toe=pedi and dont let nobody tell you diff
AND THATS THE TRUTH RUTH!!!

ill be bacc to discuss whats on my xmas wishlist and other very important shii!!!

until we blog again,
kellee kells

Thursday, December 6, 2007

but a b*tch ain't one.

Top 5 reasons why another female will never impose a threat to me:

5. "I keep a bad b*tch around" I have a couple very close, female friends that genuinely have my back at the drop of a dime. It doesn't matter if she thinks i'm right or wrong, they are there for me regardless. In the past i have tried to be the social butterfly, associated with lots of people (guys and girls) and it seems the more females you have in one place, the greater the chances of somethin stupid poppin off. Also, girls are VERY good at what they do. And by that i mean a lot of females are coniving individuals that will use you until she gets what she wants, then its bon voyage b*tchesss. i'm not bitter, i'm better.

4. "Talk sh*t now, say sumthin". it seems like a lot of the time when females have problems with one another it always comes down to a "he said, she said" situation. so all you have to do is not be the "she said" and go directly to the source of your problem. Don't get an attitude, because b*tches will be b*tches and once that attitude comes out, it becomes a competition and it's no longer a conversation.

3. "ain't sh*t but hoes n tricks". Don't be a ho or a trick and you won't have problems with other females. If you're sleepin around and gettin into things you shouldn't be in with a lot of guys, chances are you're gonna have problems with the women in their lives. And BELIEVE me, most of them are spoken for. Some poor, defenseless female is being taken advantage of and you are 50% of the problem. Solution: pull a Tila and even out the male to female ratio in this world. JUST KIDDING. Keep your goodies on lock and prevent the blocked phone calls at 3 in the a.m. callin you asking YOU "who is this and how do u know Jermaine?"

2. "If it looks like a b*tch, and it talks like a b*tch...it's probably a B*tch" Use your common sense. If you see homegirl poppin off at the mouth cuz some girl was lookin at her man...or you notice that all she can talk about on the phone is how she wants to fight this person and that person, then maybe its a good idea to just be facebook friends n call it a day. If not by association, by influence, hangin out w/ a b*tch is a surefire way to get a instant b*tchafication makeunder. In 5 months, you'll be the one not lettin your boyfriend leave the house because he didn't call you "right back."

1. "Uhh, you want a bad b*tch? bo$$lady's the baddest " bein a b*tch generally comes from insecurities within a female. she uses every opportunity to belittle and hate on other females because of something that is lacking within. If you embrace all that you are and learn that your "flaws and all" can be appreciated by others then maybe b*tches wouldn't exist. I'm not worried about who is lookin at what i have or other females talkin sh*t about me cuz i think im the hottest thing blogging. and if u disagree then imma pray for you because the truth shall set u free.

until we blog again,
bo$$lady

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

rise and shine

MY FACEBOOK HONESTY BOX THIS MORNING:
i finally figured out what was off about you.
you are the biggest POSER ever.
bamboo earrings + dunks + bright colored clothing = POSER!!!!
step it up. way up!1
1.im happy to know im on someones mind this early in the morning
2. bamboo earrings are CUTE!!! i think many would agree but even still i havent worn a pair in the months!! ive had in the same pearl and diamond earrings foreva except for the occasional nite out.


3.if you've ever worn a pair of dunks in yur life then u kno they r comfortable as hell and the colorways for females r ridiculous!!! and if u know ya guh...me and heels dont really mix unless its is absolutely necessary for a fit. dont get me wrong they are heaven on the shelf but my feet have no arch which make it rather difficult for me to function. sneakerhead = i am not but i do appreciate a comfortable shoe and pretty colors...b/c im a girly girly wit a lil hint of tomboy .


available @ pickyourshoes.com $74.99
4. bright colored clothing????
umm so we can pretty much rule out that im not goth so why wouldnt i wear bright colors??!! color pops!! colors are pretty!! imma girly girl!! its only fitting!!



5. OKAY OKAY!!! ILL ADMIT!!! IMMA POSER!!! THE BIGGEST POSER I KNO!!
POSIN IN MY OWN DAMN SKIN

LIKE IT OR LOVE IT!!
IMMA DO ME...well u kno the rest
until we blog again,
kellee kells

GOOD TV

i think many of you would agree that TV shows today have gone to hell in a flame-retarded hand basket!!! reality shows are fake [SHOCKER!!!] and since when was finding love a competition?? well never fear my dearies, Chelsea Handler has come to save us all!!! good ole E! has a fresh line up this season but my favorite is CHELSEA LATELY thus far!!! she has to be the funniest white chick ive never met....sure she can be a lil harsh, maybe a lil unforgiving but come on she is only poking fun at the celebs that deserve it!!! i do however semi-disagree with exploitation of little people...you'll see what im talking about but with no further ado....DRUM ROLL PLEASE.....!!!!


check out my new fav white guh weeknights at 11:30/10:30c on E!






Tuesday, December 4, 2007

LOCK n LOAD 'em

topic: women's undergarments [specifically bras]

there is basically two things you must do when trying to find a good bra to wear w/your outfit

one, the FIT is KEY. take your ass down to your local
Victoria's Secret and GET YOURSELF MEASURED. EiGHTY FiVE percent of you ladies out there are wearing the
WRONG bra size. believe me, it makes a big difference in how your outfit looks if your knockers are sitting in the right place.

secondly, please please please WEAR A BRA. there are too many options [backless, halter, seamless, stick-ons etc.] for you to not wear a bra at all. your bra can lock and load your chest (no matter how large or small) and create lean lines as well as reversing gravity. this is not the 60's...your tetas should not be swinging all over the place. you will either be seconds away from an inevitable OOPS moment like this young lady:



or having no support at all, they can double as a belt like this young woman on the left:

the moral is
: If it is true that it's whats on the inside that counts, do yourself a social/fashionable favor and keep your breasts sitting right and under wraps & only for the eyes of your man & perhaps your newborn child.

until we blog again,
bo$$lady

Monday, December 3, 2007

a day in the life & mind

of kellee kells....


I Wake Up In The Morning/Take A Piss And Wash My Hands/Take A Knee And Thank The Man/Then Get Back To The Money!

k so basically my day was pretty uneventful but I thought id share just b/c i can!!


numero uno
FLASHBACK!!!!
Big Punisher came on the radio

"Im not a playa, I just crush alot"
I had to reminisce!!!!
this was a haute one bacc in day!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwEqTbaFVXU


NEXT….i hit up the "red dot boutique "
otherwise known as....


never underestimate the “bulls eye”

cute find:
Houndstooth Print Rainboots

available at Target.com for $18.99

ANYWHO (got a lil sidetracked)

i just went to get some eye juice (contact solution)
and what to my surprise did I find
lo’ and behold...



last time I checked my eyes didn’t need an ENEMA
and what I really wonder is what jackass assumed "enema" had something to do with ur eyeballs!!!
STOCK BOYS NEED TO TAKE AN IQ TEST prior to employment.

AND THEN….
I ran some more errands...blah blah blah
went to work for “THE MAN”
and now im procrastinating….im pro at it…writing a paper for class


ANYTIME IS A //PHOTO OP// TIME


enjoy...







until we blog again,


Kellee Kells

ONE FA THA ROAD

bracelet courtesy of dslider!!! mwah!!!








the testing room.


1. The Beautiful Ones Lightning Bolts Tee (Urbanoutfitters) $28

The perfect tee to express how you feel when taking that dreaded polysci final.

2. Solid Purple Footless Tights With Lace (Hot Topic) $8

3. The Quilted Nylon Bag- in Citrus (American Apparel) $38

Big enough to fit your ahemcheatsheetahem, I mean.......study materials, while still adding the sunshine to your week of no sleep.

4. Twin Cross Necklace (Forever 21) $4.80

Because only Jesus can get you through a 100 question test in a class you have only attended twice this semester.

5. Encinitas Crisscross Skimmer- in Black Snake (Urban Outfitters) Now $19.99 Was $38.00

6. Sephora Nail Polish- in 12 Black (Sephora) $4

Black only to mourn the loss of your 3.5 GPA.

until we blog again,

bo$$lady

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening.
-Coco Chanel

the kommon thread is what ties the chic, Yves Saint Laurent briefcase-carrying, Starbucks addict business woman to the ghetto fabulous, 3-inch door knocker-wearing, tights in every color tweenager from the hood. It is the simple fact that every individual has and owns one common thing: style. It’s in the way you talk, from the y’alls to the yadddameans. It’s in the way you walk, with your sultry red Christian Louboutin soles hittin the pavement or the sand between your bare toes. Style emanates from the Lauryn Hill doo wop bangin in your ipod headphones the same way it stems from an old Billie Holiday vinyl. It is individualistic and universal all in the same.

For two “texas born, texas raised” young women, the kommon thread is what binds us together in our passions: fashion, music, and a love for all things haute. Our views on what makes up the perfect wardrobe to our opinions on our generation’s contribution to music and society will be put on the table for all to read. We strive to be a more vivacious Vogue, a more personable People, and overall keep the Stone Rolling in our quest to conquer the world [or at least your closet].


'til we blog again,
bo$$lady & kellee kells