Tuesday, December 4, 2007

LOCK n LOAD 'em

topic: women's undergarments [specifically bras]

there is basically two things you must do when trying to find a good bra to wear w/your outfit

one, the FIT is KEY. take your ass down to your local
Victoria's Secret and GET YOURSELF MEASURED. EiGHTY FiVE percent of you ladies out there are wearing the
WRONG bra size. believe me, it makes a big difference in how your outfit looks if your knockers are sitting in the right place.

secondly, please please please WEAR A BRA. there are too many options [backless, halter, seamless, stick-ons etc.] for you to not wear a bra at all. your bra can lock and load your chest (no matter how large or small) and create lean lines as well as reversing gravity. this is not the 60's...your tetas should not be swinging all over the place. you will either be seconds away from an inevitable OOPS moment like this young lady:



or having no support at all, they can double as a belt like this young woman on the left:

the moral is
: If it is true that it's whats on the inside that counts, do yourself a social/fashionable favor and keep your breasts sitting right and under wraps & only for the eyes of your man & perhaps your newborn child.

until we blog again,
bo$$lady

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